Hi there! My name is Chester T. Jester. Ain't I a hoot.
Wanna learn some reallly cool stuff about me?
I can squeeze under the bathroom door.
I'm a snuggle bunny & expert cuddler.
I can pester better than any of the other cats.
I'm a huge fan of formal wear; I wear a tuxedo all the time.
I have a moustache.
I'm a self taught computer expert.
My middle name is Trouble.