Friday, November 19, 2010

Hi! I'm Mickey

This is me, Mickey the Maniac Monster Meezer.
I cause chaos and confusion everywhere I go.
Isn't that wonderful.
I'm hard to photograph, that dangly thing on the camera is mezmerizing.

Let me tell you a little about me:
I like to help Humom play games on the computer and do jigsaw puzzles.
I know how to turn off the monitor and play mouse.
And I like to play chase with Sooner.
She does not like to play chase with me though.
I don't think she likes me very much.
I am 2 years old now.
I am half Siamese and half Alleycat.
HockeyPuck and me have the same momma.
My daddy and Puck came from the same litter.
I'm the inbred s**thead.
I'm a craaazy meezer but I'm also a marshmallow.
I have 5 brofurs and a sissyfur, all of them are older than me
except my best friend and partner in crime; Chester the Jester.

Take today for example. I was just laying on the desk,
hogging the mouse and turning the monitor off and on with my butt, while bathing (I'm a multi-tasker you know). When all of the sudden; Chester the Pester comes over and head butts me. Before that he was laying on the file cabinets sandwiched between Puck and Lucky. So then I bit him on the neck for head butting me because he bit me yesterday and I didn't get to bite him back right then. Then Humom shoved us over into Puck and Lucky and Puck got all growly and hissy. He doesn't like us very much when we intrude upon his solitude.


The Crew said...

Well hi, guys. Good to meet you. Welcome to our cat blogging community!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Uh-oh, Jan would ban us from the room if one of us started turning the monitor on and off. She wasn't too happy when Cotton was turning on the coffee pot.